Pleb.Just this past weekend heard a story about a guy in the Navy who had his ring finger crushed in an accident at sea, the finger wouldn't stop swelling and they didn't have tools on board to remove his tungsten ring, so they had to cut off the finger instead.
On an increasingly regular basis, a woman in my office comes over to the desk next to mine to give diet and exercise advise to a woman that is easily 50 pounds lighter than her. Not surprisingly, her advice is pseudoscience shit.
Trader Joe's Turkey Chili. Had it for dinner last night when I didn't feel like cooking, I've been eating a hole in the ozone above me for 12 hours and still going strong. Luckily no meetings today because this would clear a room.