True story - walked into a thrift today, made my usual beeline to the shoe rack.
Dude pulls off a pair of shoes that look head and shoulders above the rest of the drivel on the rack.
I see doze ripples.
Oh, they're shell all right.
He's lookin' hard.
Mention I'd be interested if he passes.
He moseys to checkout.
The Alden Shell Cordovan PTB...
...the more you know???
Oh the pain.