For fun I go into vegan restaurants (I still can't believe they're a thing) and start chanting vegetables are murder. Then I get all indignant on how they're trying to harsh on my first amendment rights.
The other great part of that JMM exchange was when Turk even got a sick burn off on him. I think that's what really caused him to rage quit. Shortly after that he even tried selling a platinum MB pen: http://www.styleforum.net/t/514682/huge-drop-400-montblanc-146-legrand-platinum-bnib
JMM722. That guy was sweet. He told lawyerdad that he didn't know the law when LD tried correcting him. He also claimed to work at a large law firm doing criminal defense and he made $200k as a third year. Then he was actually a 3L doing law clinic stuff. Who knows the truth with him.