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Posts by Biscotti

I want to go on a hike.
The story with the oil-change funnel, Tinder girl, and turning little chocolate chips into syrup.
I have a hardon for rings...I have like three now.
My comment was in reference to greenfrog. Buy clothes, wear them...no one cares about clothes in your closet
That's fucking retarded.
I actually have African and Native American blood in me...found that out when my sister did one of them "trace your ancestry" DNA tests.
The most I've spent on a pair of shoes is $250. The most expensive thing I've bought is $600. The most expensive thing I own is a fucking rock--a fossilized squid-like creature.
Buying things is a lot of work. My parents were so proud when I showed them my first $500 shoe purchase.
The best part is that it was a true story...I am flattered.
This kid puked as a reaction to a story I told. I always thought it was a sexy story; however, I guess we all have different ideas of what is sexy and what is not.
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