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Posts by Biscotti

I'm done living a hard lifestyle--I simply can't do it anymore.
Be sure to tell girls what they are when you're on dates.
Lol its OK babe
Dude...you'regetting it all wrong--I'm a good Christian...I don't buy hookers (I just pick up randos from bars).Also, Dubai girl wasn't a model she was "model-esque". And I think she has moved on from fucking her dad's friends to fucking Emirati men.We spooned.
Piobaire...one day I'll come and visit you, and we will get "white girl" wasted.
I got drunk with indesertum and we ate expensive Ramen together.
Dude also wouldn't shut up about his "soulmate". He has known her for all of two days...he says they are getting married...I wonder if she knows this?
He also told me that he thought I was gay.
He questioned a un cop...it was very taxi-driver-esque. The cop moved his hand onto his weapon. No fucking shit.
He seriously picked up a piece of toilet paper from the sidewalk and blew his nose in it.
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