Enough dripped on my fucking head when I went to the bathroom...initially I thought my roommate pissed on the floor! I banged on the door an hour ago--I hear them up there...I'll go bang on the door here soon.
I have an incredible knack for being at the right place at the right time.
I hate macs--I think I'll use it to pick up chicks at organic, fair-trade coffee bars in Williamsburg. Now I just need Buddy Holly sunglasses.