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Piss happens
I can't wait until the day I live in the middle of nowhere
Enough dripped on my fucking head when I went to the bathroom...initially I thought my roommate pissed on the floor! I banged on the door an hour ago--I hear them up there...I'll go bang on the door here soon.
I have an incredible knack for being at the right place at the right time. I hate macs--I think I'll use it to pick up chicks at organic, fair-trade coffee bars in Williamsburg. Now I just need Buddy Holly sunglasses.
I received a free MacBook Pro with 17" screen and expensive editing software installed courtesy of a stupid wealthy Upper East Side girl
Piss all over my floor...neighbor was having a party. I guess the piss on the floor and that ran through the ceiling
Stick it in her ass, then.
All looks hot to me, why are you complaining again?
One more week until I'm in the rolling hills of Kentucky
They are very different, not really anything to compare
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