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critical update: apparently the laptop stickers don't leave a sticky residue behind.critical update: doesn't help with making porn any better.
lots of them on the road in NYC. I see maybe one per day from my limited time outside.starting to see the new S-Class with the same frequency.
your building continues to sound awful
+1. It's why I like visiting nice Japanese restaurants. one time, my brother took a shit at Morimoto, and they have the fancy Japanese toilets with the heated seats, bidet, seat height adjustment, etc. Well he decided to start screwing around with the buttons, and guess what happened when he hit "rear cleanse".
probably a little cooked from meh storage.
does the Sunday morning speech end with "praise be to God, Amen!"
Buzzfeed couldn't even get the "people use a bidet for the first time" video right. I hated every person on there and wished it was shooting hot sauce instead. that would be a great buzzfeed video. "We put a surprise hot sauce bidet in the ladies restroom and the results are astonishing."
articles with titles containing strong adjectives or written in the first person are usually just clickbait crap. "what happens next? I'm in tears..."Buzzfeed ruins everything.
actually, yes. Anybody can request any type of snack for the pantry and fridge, and they'll provide it.
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