+1. It's why I like visiting nice Japanese restaurants.
one time, my brother took a shit at Morimoto, and they have the fancy Japanese toilets with the heated seats, bidet, seat height adjustment, etc. Well he decided to start screwing around with the buttons, and guess what happened when he hit "rear cleanse".
Buzzfeed couldn't even get the "people use a bidet for the first time" video right. I hated every person on there and wished it was shooting hot sauce instead.
that would be a great buzzfeed video. "We put a surprise hot sauce bidet in the ladies restroom and the results are astonishing."