WTF is the point of a social club? I don't want to fucking network with anybody who feels the need to pay money to join a social club. I went to some gathering at The Player Club, and the membership seemed to be mostly old hags who sold bunches of radishes for $20. Yeah I loaded up on martinis and bought some - they weren't even that fresh tasting (i was supposed to wear them in my lapel or something. i'm not getting fucking soil on my jacket, no sir).