This is why I fucking hate taking a shit at my house: I just majorly clogged the toilet.
Nothing beats the industrial-grade suction of a work toilet.
AND I forgot to lift my legs to test a new pooping method.
I don't give cash to homeless people. Actually, it's more like I can't.
Why? Cause I never carry any!
Though, if a "bum" came up to with a smartphone and square reader, I just might be tempted to swipe my card and write it off as a tax deduction.