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Airfare and hotel are free too brah
Birthday was last Thursday. At brick and mortar shirts off, nipa out, and tats blasting. No hangover because I drank 3 bottles of pedialite. Moving on to the 3rd round interview at a company. Fly out to Nola for tales of the cocktail. Next week is Miami for work. Buhbuhballin
tamarand is one helluva name for a monkey
Stop
I saved my friend's life last night. He was choking on an oyster and I gave him the heimlich. The oyster came out. It was fucking terrifying.
I did get a happy birthday email from AAAAAAAAC.
You're a fucking asshole. I hope you choke on your next meal.
I'm going by the relatively accepted modern usage. A highball isn't a cocktail.
None of those are cocktails....
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