If you don't start listening to the simple advice to get a haircut and you buy all of your accessories/clothing based on what best suits you now, this is what is going to happen:
And before you know it you're a rapist.
Just shave your head ASAP. Then we can talk about everything else.
Let's get you looking like a proper douchebag. Obligatory flippy hair doo? Check! You will be the best looking guy in computer science.
EDIT: I made him smile