(Odds of this thread getting DT'd 3:2)
Communism is the small timer's system. That's a fact. It never works and the gym is a perfect allegory for why:
- No property rights: If it belongs to me, it's my problem. If it belongs to everybody, it's somebody else's problem. This is how you get morons breaking stuff left right and center. Breaking weights, busting treadmills, snapping cables, all acting like assholes, because it's communal property.