Lel used to bring scales to my ex gfs house and weigh condiments when I was eating. Made her self conscious as fuck. She lived with some fatties too so it made them angry.
Should I get a job being a naked/wearing gimp shit waiter at sex parties in Chelsea for $130 an hour? It's the most expensive part of London so it's obviously quite safe, seems like it would be jokes. They're 12 hours long, but $1560 for a days work doesnt seem bad.