^I think I'm finally going to have to resign myself to storing some of my clothes in a spare closet. They don't all fit in my half of the walk in closet. There's too much of everything, but it's all to rad to get rid of any of it.
Not sure if you can get them there, but I swear by Prana Zion Stretch pants for hiking. They are incredibly comfortable and I've worn them everywhere from the desert to the snowy peaks of mountains as a mid layer. They're nice, casual summer pants and great for yoga.
Stranded by his crew, the Captain struggles to find his land legs as he hobbles over the uneven ground. He's used to the smooth oak decks of his ship, now two weeks lost to mutiny.
"Where the hell am I?", he mutters. The mountains are only increasing in size, suggesting that his travels take him farther and farther from the coast.
The Captain regains his bearings from the sun. Landmarks do him no good without his maps.
How he wished he was standing at...