Speaking of mattresses, this makes me happy. I bought a used shitty mattress from a friend, and was going to pick it up the next day. Well, that night he and some friends were drinking and one of them passed out on the mattress, and somehow pissed themselves, completely drenching my latest purchase in urine. Well, the guy felt so bad that he bought me a new mattress that is worth several times more than the original now piss-soaked one.
3/28/15 at 7:52pm