Originally Posted by cyejbv
There is a rumor circulating that if there is an answer to be had for my question, I will surely find it here.
May I apologize in advance for a serious lack of descriptive ability. My desperation overrides my pride. Further, I have neither the wit not the patience to post a picture according to the options given, but depending upon the kindness of you, dear readers, may pursue that option.
That being said, I have...