I'd suggest going completely traditional
Of course you must also have a saucy affair with your employer's wife and ultimately assist her in a plot to kill off her husband with a candelabra. But don't worry, you won't be exposed until...
Originally Posted by instep
Sounds like silverfish to me. They eat cotton, unlike (IME) moths, which prefer wool/silk.
You'd best call in an exterminator. Those buggers...