Originally Posted by eidolon
At each part I bolded I actually laughed audibly. I pretty much never laugh out loud reading something on the internet, I just smile to myself, so I pretty surprised by this in general.
I'm not going to dissect your program or write a thesis because I do not have the energy, but I'll try and give you something since I really try not to be an asshole:
(1) Brad Pitt in Fight Club was rail-thin, which was evidenced by...