Profession one: Politician
(But only if you're in Kentucky)
Representative Stan Lee (R) (a/k/a the "Stache") has now placed his ability to grow facial hair into the political debate in his race for Kentucky Attorney General, thus making his mustache now a political prop for the political pundits. See, Bluegrass Report, Stan Lee (R).
At last month's Lincoln Day lunch in Jessamine county, this is what Stan had to say to a charged and partisan-supportive crowd.