Originally Posted by HomerJ
For me it was "my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads." Great use of metaphors.
I find that pulling the hairs doesn't seem to lead to the itchy ingrown stubble problem the CL poster had with shaving. I've taken to ripping out my nose hairs, now that makes my eyes water!
My lack of sensitivity has been problematic... I will sometimes find a nice bloody wound on...