First, I don't really like wood furniture. Second, I don't like massive scale in lines. Third, it is ugly. Fourth, it is for people who think Architectural Digest has something to do with architecture. Fifth, and perhaps most importantly, it is so derivative of all of the transitional furniture to come out of France in the late 80s and early 90s, and the world really doesn't need any more of that. I don't like Adult Contemporary in my music or in anything else.