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more found dead in Kentucky. say it was fireworks. You could tell the American public they all died of sudden diarrhea...
Quote: Originally Posted by gnatty8 lol, there's something rich about the idea that Flea has a mansion.. exactly...
how about the 40,000 crabs of UK shore?
they need to fix the spawning issue that shit is for kids. i still dont understand having "complex" maps. i feel theres only a couple of maps that promote all out gameplay. im not trying to play hide-go-seek
Quote: Originally Posted by StephenHero Sad, but those two don't deserve jail time. how is this hard to imagine? a freshman douche bag prank?? ya OK, take this jail time fucking idiot.
Quote: Originally Posted by edmorel +1 on the no condom and the best lube is her own juice, which will serve two purposes: 1. lubrication 2. getting her excited enough to produce juice will get her to relax, which you need her to be if you want to go in through the back door. Start with your finger, slowly work your thumb in there, and once she is as loose as she can be, slather her taint area/a-hole and your cawk in her juice and slowly start...
Quote: Originally Posted by edmorel I do not do ATM and to those of you that do, for shame, think of the bacteria/illness you can cause your significant other awesome
Quote: Originally Posted by scribbles Would it make you feel better or worse if I told you that he didn't even graduate HS? worse. fml. fucking gullwing. fml.
Quote: Originally Posted by edmorel had he wrote "ass", this never would have happened i agree 100%
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