I got a free handkerchief for liking a store on Facebook. I was excited until I realized, "Who the hell uses a handkerchief these days?" Even if I weren't a germophobe I'd probably still find the idea of keeping a snotrag in my pocket for re-use fairly disgusting. I guess I could carry it around as an affectation to dab my brow or something.
4/25/16 at 1:17pm