In our defense, we probably learned it from YHWH. "I am all powerful and made everything that exists just by talking. But ZOMG you disobeyed me I'm going to go zap a bunch of you and I'm so angry I'm eventually going to kill my own son."
Had possibly the best tacos I've ever had in my taco-filled life at Colonia Taco Lounge in La Puente, California. (The place is next to a motel that proudly advertises its rates per two hours.) Huitlacoche, pork with pumpkin and pumpkin seeds, tongue, cauliflower, and duck confit. Astoundingly good and the place was completely deserted.
Holy shit, I used to order this every time I went to McDonald's. Even as a kid, I remember thinking [some juvenile version of], "This isn't quite as good as it should be given the apparatus involved." But I would still order it again.