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Laurens is as good at drawing as I am at slaying snatch.
Laurens, I'm putting in a request for Bea Arthur circa 1985.
Way too much going on at work for a Friday.
My health insurance costs .1% of my salary. No, that's not a typo. One tenth of a percent.
+1. Drink two bottles of wine and go skiing if you want to have a good time. Kids these days...
What a chump. You drop $250 on puss if your chance of slaying tang is 80/20 or greater. Dumbass.#ConnePussLord
Saw BB King tonight. What a goddamn treat. Can't imagine there is an 88 year old man out there having a better time than BB. Some asshole was going on about how he's old, talks too much, doesn't play enough, etc., after the show. Let's see you tour the USA at 88 and bring the house down with a Sweet Sixteen/How Blue Can You Get medley. Oh that's right...no can do! Happy to say I can check this off the bucketlist. The quintessential performance of "How Blue Can You Get,"...
This is absurd. http://www.governor.ny.gov/press/04172014-labor-agreement-mta-twulBest part:
I really want a motorcycle with a sidecar.
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