I think the key metrics are as follows:
1. Have you considered sucking cock to get into (1) a particular fraternity or (2) college football game
2. Have you intentionally thrown up on an acquaintance? If yes, did you refer to it as "booting?"
3. Have you worn sunglasses and a backward a baseball cap simultaneously?
4. Have you ever consumed a 12-pack while playing a round of golf at a private course anywhere in the south?
5. Do you receive more than 20...