You iGents are stuck in park. Let me get you into the fast lane. This is a new school of design cropping up in Miami I like to call "Postmodern Russian Tropical." Let me illustrate the key philosophies so you can add some cutting edge design to your otherwise terminally boring abodes - you can thank me later.
Tenet 1: Mirrored is better
Tenett 2: anything black must have a reptile skin pattern.
Tenet 3: unless it's velvet
Tenet 4: offset the lifelessness of...