ACTUAL SCHOOL ABSENCE EXCUSES FROM
PARENTS (SUPPOSEDLY)-- INCLUDING SPELLING.
*My son is under a doctor's care today and should
not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
*Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick
and I had her shot.
*Dear School: Please ekscuse John for being absent
on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
*Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is
*Please excuse Roland frrom P.E. for a few...