ACTUAL SCHOOL ABSENCE EXCUSES FROM
PARENTS (SUPPOSEDLY)-- INCLUDING SPELLING.
*My son is under a doctor's care today and should
not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
*Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick
I have to use sensitive toothpaste. And, Colgate is the only one which hasn't pulled that sly trick of reducing the amount in the package yet increasing the price. So, I use Colgate sensitive plus whitening.
How about a few words from our friend Steven Wright.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
Half the people you know are below average.
99% of lawyers give the rest a...