I know it's early, but these are pretty good (bad?):
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy
all yeer. yer Frend, BiLLy
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care.
How about I send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read
and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At
least HE can spell!
I have been a good girl all...