I'm lmao because they're made for the badass rebel rock star appeal... And people want them all to be the same on them all.
Something like that probably needs to be purchased in person or over the phone with a SA.
And how is that asking a stupid question? When do their seasonal sales start? How often do they give free shipping codes? If you don't know, don't answer. If you don't want to help someone out, don't answer. That simple. No need to be rude.