"You used to shop at Gap, H&M, or Lands End.
Now you're so much better than that."
"You heard "What's that jacket, Margiela?" in that one Kanye West song, Googled it, and eventually went out and bought a pair of high tops because everyone on the internet was gushing over them."
"I'm not a label-whore like those guys running around with the Louis Vuitton belts. Logos on clothes are just tacky. Quick, check out all the tartan accents on...