1. Stealthily find her measurements2. Make a TOJ0 in the Jason Bourne colorway3. Buy wine, gasoline and matches4. Ask her out on a date to the park5. Give her the real TOJ0 and burn the knockoff as you sip wine
It's getting to be the time of the year when I need to bust out the swimming shorts and get my ass to the pool. However, I have noticed that most swimwear in stores looks quite tacky and has strange graphics and a baggy cut. What do you guys wear?