Finally see an option for 'Call me'. Click on it, and get an instant call from ebay followed by recorded music. I've been on hold for the last 20+ minutes.
You guys, this is not how 'Call me' works. Thank you for saving me that 3 seconds I would've taken, had I chosen the 'Call us' option.
Update: It gets better. I hung up, and two minutes later they called me again. With recorded music!