The Bills would likely earn more of Toronto's love if they didn't have one of the blandest names around. I mean, Bill? If we're going that route, go with the Brocks (very masculine) or the Charleses (sounds kind of Canadian to me...I have no idea why). But really, I'd go with something Torontoans can really identify with and call their own, like the Bankers or Immigrants or something.
(1.) Grow some damned basil indoors. It's easy and almost indestructible. (2.) Purchase other ingredients for about $3, if not less. (3.) Make the sauce, which is about as difficult as wiping your ass. (4.) Quit depending on others for basic foodstuffs.