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Just realized that I bought bread and butter pickles instead of dill. I dun fuckt up.
indeed. I might know someone if you're looking for a transfer. I have to warn you though, there's no byrrh for sale here.
For the 3rd straight year my county was the most prolific method producing county in Illinois. WE'RE #1! WE'RE #1! WE'RE #1!
Bend over and I'll show you.
Lost it in the "accident.". Insurance wouldn't cover it so I sold it for scrap.
If I had a vagina, the tear that welled up in my eye would have just fallen.
I heard that on NPR this week too. But Beerpulse.com is dat shit yo
That's old news brah
"Hi my name is Mike and I'll be your server tonight. Can I get you guys started with some apps?"
Why is my generation so cot dayum whiny? So many of my friends are complete bitches. That or they are congratulating themselves for finally graduating from community college at age 27 with their part time job at Kohl's. "So excited for my real life to begin now!" Yeah. Lawlz. And the ones who did go to a regular 4 ur degree are just as bad. They think they're a cog in the machine. Well no shit you're a cog in the machine. You never had a job until you were 23, you're...
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