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Just realized that I bought bread and butter pickles instead of dill. I dun fuckt up.
indeed. I might know someone if you're looking for a transfer. I have to warn you though, there's no byrrh for sale here.
For the 3rd straight year my county was the most prolific method producing county in Illinois. WE'RE #1! WE'RE #1! WE'RE #1!
Bend over and I'll show you.
Lost it in the "accident.". Insurance wouldn't cover it so I sold it for scrap.
If I had a vagina, the tear that welled up in my eye would have just fallen.
I heard that on NPR this week too. But is dat shit yo
That's old news brah
"Hi my name is Mike and I'll be your server tonight. Can I get you guys started with some apps?"
It rains from his tears every time I masturbate?
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