Some douche at Patek messed up the dial of the 5711 on the right, rendering it a bit too light blue. Then, some watchmaker etched some crazy stuff on the dial. WTF! Finally, it looks like they ran out of steel so they used some whiter metal. Ick.
Dealer wanted to exchange it with my 5711 and I was, like, do you know how RARE a 5711/1A these days and how it's trading at a premium over retail? Hah! Exchange it for THAT defective 5711? No thanks.