1. You keep ten pairs of shoes in your office. You change shoes at least once a day.
2. You are known by name at Brooks Bros., Paul Stuart, Saks, Bergdorf Goodman, Barney's, Turnbull & Asser, Oxxford, and Peter Elliot.
3. You check out eBay's bespoke listings just to see bespoke clothes. Never mind that you would never buy.
4. You have one drawer in your office desk dedicated to clothing catalogues and brochures which you read during lunch or breaks.
5. You keep in...