Posts by Zauberer

Why all the calculus?  Knowing your shoe size doesn't require a medieval alchemist, an occultist of the black arts and Stephen Hawking.  Is there anyone with serious doubts about what size to try when buying...

Quote: Originally Posted by mafoofan  There is something to be said for self-imposed constraints. With fewer things, you are forced to be more thoughtful and use them to greater effect. Hence, it is possible to be more...

Having an OTR suit altered for you shouldnt be a problem.  Although you're a big dude, the measurements you gave aren't sideshow freaky unless 50 of those 265 pounds are represented by a hump on your back.  Yet...

Hugo Boss was an ardent Nazi and a proud supplier of Nazi uniforms. He used prisoner/slave labor during the war and astonishingly his profit margins sky-rocketed.  What a terrific and savvy business model.  You have to admit...

If you're going to an interview, wear the suit and wear a pair of shoes, period. Black, brown -burgundy, doesn't matter. .  If they're clean, they'll be fine.    Over the years, I've interviewed near...

It needs a bed in the back with a mini-bar.  I might stop short of a mirrored disco ball, but would't hesitate to add machineguns and a grenade launcher.       Note:  Laws vary from state to...

Next time I'm in a shoe store I'm going to say, "Yes, may I see your line of aggressively styled loafers?"  Complete poker face.  Just like the OP who is squarely putting us on. 

"Soul to Sole" "Shoe Strings & Things" "Zapatos 4 U" "Tongue my Balmorals" "Eyelet the Dogs Out" "The Bank Gave me 200K to Fuck Off For Six Months, Then This Will Become a Sandwich Shop Which Smells Vaguely of...

Quote: Originally Posted by OinkBoink    As "that guy", the chicks will assume that you're balding, Just sayin'. I really don't think so, Oink.  Who cares if chicks think you're balding? ...

Quote: Originally Posted by Schadenfreude  There's always that one guy wearing a hat indoors at a party...Don't be that guy. Does that include the clown????   Seriously though if a hat matters all...