A german guy goes to a swiss bank, for example UBM. At the counter he whispers:" I' d like to apply 800.000€."
The financier answers:" You don' t need to whisper, ... poverty is not a shame in Switzerland."
My aged one:
Two 60 year old (sacks) sitting in a bar.
First one asks the other:" How did you get that 20 year old model to marry you?"
He answers:"I told her ... I am 90."