Let me start off by saying, I am a bit of an idiot.
The wife and I are up in Mackinac island at the grand hotel. For dinner and dancing, I am wearing a cream dinner jacket tuxedo pants and a pleat front white turn diwn collar shirt.
In my infinite wisdom, I left my bowtie and cumberbund at home. Here are my options
1) pre tied black bowtie and cumberbund borrowed from the hotel waitstaff
2) self tie dark blue bowtie and black cumberbund, the tie being bought from the...