Crom's balls, I'm dying here, Klobber!
As long as we're on the subject... I deal with MS, which, among others things, messes with sphincter control. I am keenly aware of bathroom locations around any area I travel. Hobbling around with a cane can come in handy though, as people seem to be a bit more likely to let me use "employee only" restrooms than they might otherwise.
Except that one f***er at that gas station in CT. Pox on him.
I can make do by stopping in a...