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Quote: Originally Posted by Artisan Fan Funny yet sad story. http://www.aftenposten.no/english/lo...cle1891543.ece Time to visit Ireland and see how low taxes can work miracles. Yeah, other peoples taxes, EU Whores.
Has anyone here ever encountered a woman who thinks they are actually controlling a satellite when they use google earth? They are quite common. If only they would listen! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39qdhbkTko4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU
QUOTE=Renault78law;600108]true.[/quote] Conne has over 3000 posts. That's that rule f**ked then.
It's late and I couldn't be bothered to read the whole story in the link. I will wait for the inevitable movie version.
I have not seen Clarinteplayer for ages?
How to Shower - Like A Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom. 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat. 4. Get in the shower. Look for facecloth, armcloth,...
Women Incorrect Driving The longest journey completed by a woman driving with her hand brake on was one of 211 miles by a Mrs. Saxon on 5th August 1998. She took her car across to Liverpool then proceeded to drive up to Scotland to visit relatives. Mrs. Saxon actually smelled burning before she had left Liverpool but decided to press on for Bigga, Scotland, with smoke billowing from the rear wheels. This journey also holds the records for the longest completed...
Quote: Originally Posted by tiecollector I think global warming is nonsense, even if Al Gore says it's not. I love how "scientists" think that they alone can do everything under the sun with their limited knowledge and simplistic mathematical models. We've had ice ages in the past when there was no industry and somehow the earth managed to bounce back. I think you completely fail to appreciate the whole point of the debate. Is...
On the issue of loops, I keep a pin behind the lapel of all my jackets, loops or not, for securing a flower. That way I always have one when needed. Simple but effective.
Quote: Originally Posted by globetrotter that's the way to make a honeymoon special Just because you buy a book.....
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