All of this is wonderful fodder for the party I'll be attending in about half an hour, haha. Â I LOVED the cornball "Atom Collision" joke. Â On that note, the beginning of my contribution...
Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?
Because it's two tired..
A bear walks into a bar. Â The bartender asks, "What'll it be?"
"A gin..................... and tonic."
"What's with the big pause?"
"I don't know, but my dad had 'em, too..."