I'll post pics later of stuff but have you ever met a female flipper at your local store who's just a huge cunt? This motherfucker literally grabbed items out of my hand when I was looking through the racks.
I left the store - got 10 minutes away - researched it and it was gone by the time I was able to turn around and go back. I totally tried haha. I will convince myself that it was fake so I feel better about it.