I read this as 29.5' 8", making you roughly three stories tall and 152 lbs. That moment of confusion was awesome. Also, I don't expect you will receive any substantive responses. It's a bit like asking "I want to have dinner tonight and I'm not planning on steak and lobster, tell me what to eat." Or "I'm in the mood for music, but I don't want to listen to the Beatles White Album, tell me what to listen to."