So.. OP was a troll?
And I don't see much of a mess, maybe a dogpile, but frankly, the advice given is easily summed as:
You get what you pay for.
Open your eyes (and your wallet) a bit and you'll find that your expectations are more easily met
$200 for a MTM suit, unless you happen to be in-country and working directly with the tailors is a bit of a stretch to expect quality, much less good customer service.
It doesn't even have to relate to clothing. But you're...