Posts by Douglas

People you can't fire.... quite yet.

My wife's uncle is an F&I guy. He is a generous and loving and fun and wonderful guy... ...but nobody in the family will ever buy a car from him, because they know he is incapable of turning the beast off in that office.

Quote:Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH You know, like Jamie's nutsack, thanks to the reassignment hormones. ......

I hate it when my emps jump into a lottery pool. I actually tell them I am rooting against them winning. Pissing me off: work problems. Holy fuck, do I have work problems. Give me 1 year though and I'll have this shit whipped into...

I took out special copyright insurance on a script I created for a TV series called "The Sopranos." When the idea was cruelly stolen from me I was able to cash in 100%. Talented writers do this all the time.

The word "fucking." It's just a great fucking word. It feels great to say it, especially as a word of emphasis in places where it's not totally out of bounds, but just kind of unexpected. It still has a good shock factor, better than...

All this fucking snow hysteria. Fuck everyone.

Am I the only one who gets this feeling with some people? There are some people out there who can put me into this really, really pleasant trance-like state with the sound of their voice, or their affect, or mannerisms. I'm not really...

the tag is on the jacket sleeve! (that's how you let the poorz know it's an Alfani)

Quote:Originally Posted by L'Incandescent What the heck is going on with just about everything that dude is wearing? ..