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Posts by BostonHedonist

Jeeze, tough crowd.
Probably. When I retire.
I get a bit more bitter about early February. Twenty degrees or lower, frozen shit all over everything, and nobody's even trying to be cheerful anymore.
I am a staunch environmentalist. I always recycle my jokes.
The man who would feed a Cambodian for two weeks is beneath me.
http://www.amazon.com/Wine-Stopper--Hilarious-Stocking-Accessory/dp/B00P6VW4XY/ref=sr_1_16?ie=UTF8&qid=1418411068&sr=8-16&keywords=gag
 What on earth did he intend to do, plant a forest of fully grown Japanese flowering cherries and install a koi pond filled by actual groundwater amidst a rock garden with black market stones sourced from historical sites in the Andes mountains?
"Comprised of" pisses me off every time.
Sure thing. They're in the mail.
And wine by its label...
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