Nice mixed metaphor! The voice of defiance. Stay strong brother man! How do you seriously think buying things works? Rousing description here. I was going to describe it as poetic until I realised you literally wrote us all a poem. My favourite line of which is:
I feel like I just read a diatribe from a 1984-esque stage play where Migsy the everyman finally fights back against Charly the Malevolent Fashion Commissioner. "No Charly, I won't give you my name. Not ever!"
Suiting wool MA-1 is warmer than a leather, it's pretty paddy. The ribbing makes the biggest difference as that's where I find sweat building up in the varsity and MA-1. It's all about that open cuff/hem on riders/motos for breeziness IMO.