lol the hell? They're both classic sunglasses designs and they both look fine on you. Just get the pair you like most and don't worry about it.
I feel that the fact you look vaguely like Justin Bieber is what is causing most of the ire here
Yeah, those honestly don't look like they've ever been worn, certainly not outside on concrete. Department stores are usually pretty lenient about their return policy, so if you just want to exchange for a smaller size I doubt you'll have a problem.